Light Tickle
Light Tickle
Navigating Life's Twists: From Parenthood to Politics
From dump trucks to due dates, business strategies to state politics, the latest Light Tickle episode delivers authentic conversation that will have you nodding along and occasionally cringing (in the best way).
Devin kicks things off with tales from her new life as a dump truck driver, including a hilariously mortifying moment at a tire shop that had traffic stopped while she attempted to navigate her trailer into a tight space. Her vulnerable admission that "I was like I quit, fuck this" perfectly captures the frustration of learning something new – and the satisfaction that comes when you finally master it.
Meanwhile, Kyle's counting down the final days before baby #2 arrives, with his wife at 35 weeks and uncomfortable as can be. The impending arrival has him preparing an overnight hospital bag and contemplating the massive life change ahead. His admission that "it's pathetic to complain as a man because the woman has to go and do the hardest thing in her life" shows his self-awareness while still acknowledging his own anxiety about the hospital stay.
The episode takes a profound turn when discussing how differently we exist in others' perceptions. "You are a villain in someone's story, a hero in another's," the hosts reflect, contemplating how we never truly know the impression we leave on others. This leads into a fascinating business discussion about Chewy's genius strategy of sending flowers to customers who lose pets – creating such loyalty that "you're never going to buy dog food from anyone else, ever again."
The conversation rounds out with political commentary on Oregon's legislative changes and the exodus of major companies like In-N-Out Burger from California to more business-friendly states. Through it all, Kyle and Devin maintain their signature blend of humor, thoughtfulness, and occasionally spicy language that makes you feel like you're hanging out with friends.
Whether you're interested in business insights, political trends, or just enjoy authentic conversation about life's messy moments, this episode delivers relatable content that will leave you thinking – and occasionally laughing out loud.
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Hey Kyle, Did you know light travels faster than sound?
Speaker 2:I did know that actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's because people seem bright until they open their mouth.
Speaker 2:All right, all right, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. How about like this, like this kind of right, are we talking? Oh, not me oh, the hairy legs. I, I got hairy legs, so welcome in the light. Tickle everybody. We're doing it different tonight. We are live on Facebook. Hello, that's kind of exciting, right, are we excited? Hi, old people, everybody. Yeah, we'll do it live. This is going to be the norm, because some update happened to Instagram that shut us not us in general, but maybe everybody down on lives.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I haven't seen any lives in a while.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe, maybe it was just us. We're just like oh, you guys go live every other week and it's terrible. And then on top of that uh, insult to injury we couldn't go live on Facebook on the light tickle because we don't have a hundred followers. So if you're watching this on Devin's or mine's personal page, go over there and like that so we can do it on there and make a little more sense and make more sense oh my god, is they gonna tell all my friends I'm doing this right now?
Speaker 2:well, I thought you said you deleted all your friends that you didn't want to see, so this might uh finish the job comes in here.
Speaker 1:I'm excited now.
Speaker 2:We'll see you, we'll see who falls in here yeah, I would imagine this is better because facebook's better than instagram, but hey, probably for like interaction yeah what every.
Speaker 1:Everything has its days has its moments.
Speaker 2:Yeah, instagram is more of the scrolly.
Speaker 1:No one pays attention on that I do the same thing on facebook scrolly I know I actually get them confused.
Speaker 2:I'm like which one am I on again?
Speaker 1:because they feel exactly they feel the same I'm like what the heck is going on here? They literally are the same.
Speaker 2:All right, everybody light tickles where we're at. In case you're wondering what is going on here, this is a live show Devin and I do biweekly and we kind of break down the funny, the dumb, the BS that's going on around the world in the news and in your home, in your neighborhood, neighborhood, whatever, wherever you're getting your info from. Um, that's kind of what we're going for. So I bring a couple clips. Devin bring some clips. We never know what we're going to get until we play them and it's a shock and awe factor wins the game sometimes you cry, sometimes you laugh that's true, we've had, we've had a fight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true, put them up, put them up, put your dukes up. So and then we start off the show by uh, just going through a little list of uh things. We need to do a little housekeeping stuff, and then we get into how devin's doing how I'm doing, and then we go into the clips. So if you'd like, don't care what we're up, to skip it and go straight to the meat of the show where we play clips. That's usually the best part, I think, personally yeah, it's all good, don't, don't leave that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well it's not good enough for any value out of it, because we got none again. So any that we had no messages, no v for v. As far as, uh, little tiny bits of bitcoin, stat payments, bit the micro payments, nothing like that. I'd take money too, but mom hooked us up, I think we.
Speaker 2:I think we beat her last year by 50 bucks, so hell yeah, dude number one fan yeah, that's right, which is good because we only have 53 minutes on this cycle, so we can put that in the show and we'll get an extra hour.
Speaker 2:So oh baddie we don't need to worry about short like short changing this show necessarily. So nice, yes, yeah. Well, that's all we got on that front. No poll. I do have one in the works. I was going to put up, but I didn't really know how to word it or what I wanted to say it, but I got it now. But it doesn't matter, because we're live today, so the following show I'll have. So keep your eyes tuned for that on your Facebook. It's weird Only Facebook has poll questions.
Speaker 1:So I bet I always forget about that.
Speaker 2:I know I have to like send it to you like Devin alert. Take a look at this.
Speaker 1:Ask me or me or yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, when there is a poll, yeah, part of it's because we spam each other with so much things it's hard to keep track. It's like what's really important and what you're just like hey, look at this, this is dumb or something.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I have like five combos and different apps going at the same time.
Speaker 2:It's kind of hard to keep up your add should be perfect for this scenario. It's so bad like five unread messages, sorry doesn't that drive you nuts when you open it? You know, I got like five alerts like red. Yeah, oh gosh oh, I hate the notifications, but then it's always like some bowl, like advertising for two of them, and then it's just like what. I didn't want this in here. What is all this?
Speaker 2:garbage but oh, hey, check this out. I'll start with this. Look at what I got here I know, I was like what is that? It's. It's a hardwood barbecue tumbler. They had a deal going on. You buy the tumbler, you get lifetime supply of free lemonade and sweet tea when you stop in oh, delicious diabetes yeah yeah. Well, I mean, you're gonna yeah offsets with the meat, though, so I think it would actually be gout at that point A little bit Ooh Ouch.
Speaker 2:I haven't had that, thank goodness, but we went down there and had some 10 wings and a rib mac combo, so that was pretty good, pretty full. So, half a rack of ribs and some wings tonight, just what the doctor didn't order, but that's okay because we're here for it.
Speaker 1:And we constipated much, or maybe not the other way around.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it affects everybody differently, you know.
Speaker 1:Touche, it truly does.
Speaker 2:That's my plug for the night. The awesome little barbecue shop down the street. We go down there, try to go there every other week or so and get something, but it's literally on the way by. So if I need to get some sweet tea and I have my tumblr, just pull in there and fill her up. So, or on sweet tea, if you like the unsweet. My wife likes the unsweet, so you keep it healthy. Lots of tea around here, though, because water gets boring and it's hot.
Speaker 2:It's hot on hades here electrolytes brother yeah, yeah, like what sugary gatorades or stuff? What are you talking, talking?
Speaker 1:about no, like electrolytes, like salt, like those element packets or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I haven't really found one. I like Element L-M-N-T Element. I'll have to try it. Delicious Raspberry flavor. Delicious.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, something because after a while, just ice water is just like man.
Speaker 1:Okay, I can't do that. I've been drinking more water because of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a necessity. When it's hot, I'll give you that because I'm just like I got to drink something. But when I get home I'm like I've drank water all day long. I want to shift gears into something that's not yeah, no, that's not, yeah, it's selt Zeros. I'm like no, no, no, okay, what's that sweetened with? Because it still tastes pretty sweet to me.
Speaker 1:Garbage yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, chemicals. I keep saying Devin's watching, but Devin's in, so how is she watching?
Speaker 1:Ooh, spooky, I'm always watching.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh-oh, don't mess, with anything, sorry.
Speaker 1:Well, I forgot to focus my phone. I kept getting alerts. I was like oh gosh, got to shut that down, oh yeah, can't do that, my bad.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, that's all we really got. Next week I'll have a pull-up, so pay attention to that.
Speaker 1:It's going to be a good one. It's a flashback to the past.
Speaker 2:So it's going to wreck your mind a little bit to try to then. That's all I can tell you. Teaser, teaser, good Lord, all right, well, uh, let's go with what, what, what have you been up to? What's new? What's?
Speaker 1:shaking over there. Alrighty, it's been a freaking crazy ass. Two weeks I feel like I've lived a whole decade. Yeah, I'm exhausted, I believe it Uh, but a little irie. I didn't graduate, but she finished sixth grade.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's exciting yeah.
Speaker 1:Batty, so she's in summer. Right now we're going to work on being productive and not being lazy, so I made her like a not a to-do list, but kind of like a. What did I call it? I called it something, a way to stay, initiative, like take the initiative around the house. Because I don't like the word chores. I don't like the word chores, I don't like that word. So we're gonna keep her motivated to not be lazy, okay, and then I've, officially am a full on-trip driver with my pup yeah, I saw the.
Speaker 2:You sent me the video. Is that the first time hauling that thing?
Speaker 1:uh, yeah, that was the first time that I took it on the road, I believe, or or moved it, yeah.
Speaker 2:How was it?
Speaker 1:It's rough. Don't ask why it's downtown Downtown.
Speaker 2:Eugene.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What'd you go down there for?
Speaker 1:To check my tire pressure and it was embarrassing, oh my God.
Speaker 2:You don't need to go down there for checking Where'd you go. Wyatt's Tire Place that's where I go for all my oh, okay, I mean you got your.
Speaker 1:Those are my tire guys, and so I was just going.
Speaker 2:No truck shops out on like Prairie Road, Enid area.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, oh, I mean probably, but I go to Wyatt's Like those are the homies, they take care of me, oh okay. And so I took my truck down there and of course, the day I go, like half of their driveway is cloned off for like new concrete and so it's just this little tiny space you can back into. And I like they stopped traffic and I was like trying to back into my pup in there and it was like like it took me forever, oh god, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1:I was like just I literally just had to like go sideways and I ended up like God.
Speaker 7:It was so embarrassing. It was embarrassing.
Speaker 1:Can we get it in there? I was like just, I literally just had to like go sideways and I ended up like totally just like into, like not into the building, but just like. Oh, it was just so bad.
Speaker 2:Oh man, and I got out, oh my gosh, it was not good.
Speaker 1:I got out and I was like can you guys tell it's my third day driving, driving this thing.
Speaker 2:Meanwhile people in traffic are going bullshit, get this thing in here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I need to see a girl get out like typical girl, so bad.
Speaker 2:You don't have a student driver sticker on the back of that thing.
Speaker 1:I should, I know it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2:Oh bummer dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's embarrassing. I'm not going to go back there for a while.
Speaker 2:Mom said Lindsay can't find us, that's because she needs to come over to Facebook.
Speaker 1:Oh, does she have Facebook?
Speaker 2:Yes, she does.
Speaker 4:Tell her to just go on?
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know, is it? Send her the link, press the little forward button that's down in the left-hand corner and send it to her. I bet you that would work. Wait, I bet you I can do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you have to her.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2:You have to learn someday and that's just straight into the fire of learning how to back that thing in Puts you under pressure?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what Clint said. Clint, he is like a professional veteran and when I got my pup he was like you got to get out there.
Speaker 2:I was like no, I'm practice first practice first he's like nope, you just have to go out there and do it.
Speaker 1:I'm like no, yeah, I like this guy, yeah yeah, yeah, he's, he's, he's pretty cool, uh, but no, uh, but anyways, I've gotten a lot better now, just learning my turns and my backing and blah. It's very short, which is nice. It doesn't have like an extending reach, so it's good, and then it's just two axles, so yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not too big. What is it like?
Speaker 1:uh, not half the size of your, your actual bed um no, it's like, like three quarters yeah, like three quarters, because it's uh, I can hold 15 ton in my truck and then I can put 10 in my butt. Gotcha brain fart. I'm tired I guess.
Speaker 2:So yeah, still stressed out about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, it's just been so like I've been driving it all week just practicing because we should start like that lebanon job, hopefully next week, where I'll be on the freeway with it like I the five up going up there, but not too shabby. I did pretty good my first day driving it. I was like, oh, yeah, it's not too bad. And then I went to Wyatt's and I was like, hey, I killed myself. So then that really shook my confidence. And then this week I'm kind of just like trying to put myself in different scenarios, backing it so I can like be more prepared and just practicing.
Speaker 1:So yeah that was my week.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, that sounds stressful.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God. Okay, so then also sorry last part. So you haven't been to my house, but we live at the end of a dead end road.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And when I came home the first time I made a right onto my street. No, no, no, too tight.
Speaker 1:I went over the curb. So now I make a left onto my street. And then when I came down I like pulled all the way into my driveway thinking I could like back up and then like kind of make a U-turn, but it's just like so tight that I really couldn't see anything. And then like, and then Ari's mom was here dropping her off at the same time and she was in my way. Then I got all flustered and I was like nah, I was like I quit. I left it on my driveway in front of my house. I was like I'm over this, Brandon, come move this thing.
Speaker 2:I'm out.
Speaker 1:I was like I quit, fuck this. It was just in my driveway in front of my house, sitting there, and I sent a picture to my friend and I was sitting there and I sent a picture to my friend and I was like I hate this thing, so, uh. But yesterday I brought it home and backed it all the way down, like where I usually parked by myself, uh, for the first time, and it was actually pretty easy.
Speaker 2:So yeah, it's harder to back trailers that are small, the bigger the better. I think so, like when you're driving, the bigger you Driving, the bigger you know, like a semi-driving, you think so?
Speaker 1:My God.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, because it reacts a little slower. But you can see it better. When I had a quad trailer, it was a single axle little drop thing that my quad just fit on, so it's really small Behind my truck. I couldn't even see that I had it. All I could see was handlebars.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:So by the time I turned, my tire to see it turning it jackknives because it's such a short little wheelbase yeah, you can't move that, so the bigger ones. Like you turn it and then you can wait a second and then, oh there, it moves, it's moving, how it's like maneuvering yeah, back in the travel trailer. It's way easier because I can see it in my mirrors. It's up, it's big, it's you know oh yeah, here we go this way, it goes that way, that way goes that way.
Speaker 1:We're good to go so right, yeah, I can see mine really well. It's just when I pulled into my driveway I couldn't see my fence anymore and I was like shit there's gone yeah, and then there's kids outside and I was like you know what?
Speaker 1:this is too much, I can't do this for myself that first day was just bad, just too much going on for the first time and brandon wasn't home to like spot me. So I was like yeah, I'm over this. But uh, it's actually pretty cool to come down, like, back it up and then kind of like jack and I fit in a way to get it to make a u-turn, yeah, and then just back it all the way down into my little spot. So nice.
Speaker 2:Well, at least you didn't hit anything or kill anybody, so I think you're doing fine no, yeah, just kidding, not yet. Well, you know what you should have got is, uh, the fancy dump trucks like eggy does, where they drop the trailer back up to it and they pull the bed into the inside the bed truck and transfers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude those are sweet yeah, but dirt because of the transfer like railing and stuff, dirt gets stuck in those a lot more oh yeah, the beds aren't smooth oh my god our friend mark has one of those and he's always in his truck like digging that shit out.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And he never pulls it. So yeah, I mean it looks cool.
Speaker 2:It's a cool idea because if you've got to get it somewhere tight, you drop the trailer out where you can maneuver, and then just pick it up and head back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, for jobs like that, where you want the extra money because you can do, where you want the extra money because you can do like jerk and bump or do the trailer.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you just get the rock slinger dude, you got to get the cab.
Speaker 1:Oh, the conveyor belt. Yeah, I saw a girl driving one the other day. Oh batty.
Speaker 2:Those things are sick. He's pulling up like where do you want it Over there? Yeah, 10 speed. I'm send it. Well, the main selling point is when I had it delivered, uh, to my place back there and eugene he's like oh yeah, you want it here. Yeah, I'll make it where you don't have to rake it.
Speaker 2:It starts at top, sprays it like I had to do minimal totally yeah, I had minimal raking to do in it, because he's like, well, I got a cup, I had a little bit extra. He goes where do you want? It's like just put in the middle and I'll, because I know it was going to sink down. So I was like I'll just kind of kick it where it needs to go. So he just cranked that thing up and just poured it all in the middle and stacked it up a little bit, but for the most part he shot it right on the lines I had and I was like, heck, yeah, dude, that's way better than shoveling and dumping and then spreading.
Speaker 1:That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:But I think they're really expensive, so it might not be the route to go for someone just starting out and they break down a lot well, yeah, there's a lot of moving parts. The more moving things, the that's why I don't want to get a new truck, because I know what's wrong with my old one. Get fixed that already. Yeah, I was like the list is long but it's paid for, so I'm gonna just keep eating it I hear that like my wings, just eating them down. Suck them down, baby yep, I hear that oh well, um yeah, anything else.
Speaker 2:So you said there's like two weeks in your would you?
Speaker 1:I mean just a lot of. I feel like it's been busy. Well, I just been working, a lot like getting work, between working and then getting irie to like all her sports and track and just like cause Brandon's been working more than I have and then, you know, her mom not helpful, so it's just been me and her doing everything and I'm just like, ah, I just feel burnt out a little bit, but sports, I think are finished now, so it should be a little more relaxing outside of work.
Speaker 1:And the weather was nice, and now it's not, so you got bipolar weather we're going like a boat thing tomorrow and it's gonna rain, oh jeez, but anyways it'll be fine, we'll still have fun and make the best of what you got.
Speaker 2:That's usually what you have to do, I think oh yeah well, I don't think, uh, I don't really have anything worth reporting on this side. I haven't. I'm just trying to survive, you know, getting ready. We're at uh 35 weeks here, so we're a little ready, yeah 36 will be wednesday, and that's when briella came.
Speaker 1:So oh, any second, we're in the danger zone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, my wife looks at me today after where I get home from work she goes. You should probably pack your overnight hospital bag. I'm like oh, god she's feeling it. She's, yeah, because now that she's running out of space, when brindley kicks or moves her head, she's like, oh, I'm like what's going on, what is? That I was like I gotta, I gotta go. I can't handle this, because she's just like oh, ah, I'm like wait, was it go time? I don't know what's going on, so for you guys.
Speaker 1:I know it's a pathetic complaint, I know I don't?
Speaker 2:I just hate the hospital so much. I'm not looking forward to going back to that hellhole, but for you, I know, I know it's a yeah yeah, I know yeah, breaking news, right it. It's like Didn't you come over there? No, I know it's pathetic to complain as a man because the woman has to go and do the hardest thing in her life.
Speaker 1:You could never.
Speaker 2:Nope, I know I couldn't and I wouldn't, and I told her that.
Speaker 1:I'm like, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2:Good for you, honey. I'd rather run a marathon. I'm like, oh, that was hard, so I know you're yeah sister. I know you're feeling that. So she's getting nervous, which makes me more nervous. So it's like I'm just I kind of want my wife back because she's just not comfortable, she's exhausted, never can sleep well, so it's just like it's all your fault, Kyle. So, yeah, I was kind of Okay, control yourself, jesus. Yeah, I feel bad because I'm like how'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 1:She goes not great I'm like oh, I slept pretty good. Oh my God, that's what Brennan says. I hate you both.
Speaker 2:What's your excuse? Why can't you sleep good? You're not.
Speaker 1:I'm a shitty sleeper. I just don't sleep good. I don't think I'm getting better, but that should be a poll question.
Speaker 2:What, what percentage of women are good sleepers? Is anyone, any woman out there sleep well? Because I haven't really ever heard of one, oh no what is that about?
Speaker 1:why is that has to be like an anxiety thing? Maybe or actually I think it's half anxiety and half. I can't breathe.
Speaker 2:My nose is like oh no, well, that might be, that's well, everybody has something. You know, some people stop breathing, so you know I have to get the c-pap or whatever yeah, it's crazy. So sleep is a big part of success. I think so. If you can't get it, that really hurts you throughout the day.
Speaker 1:So I was so tired today yeah, it's rough yeah, like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean she goes to bed. I mean she came down and said have a good show, went to bed, so she's asleep already right now.
Speaker 1:Lucky, I guess it is late. Hopefully she's asleep.
Speaker 2:It's 9 o'clock here, stay quiet. 9.30. She can't hear me down here. Well, party, party down here. I'm a basement dweller, you can't hear me. So yeah, that's just been kind of on the. That's kind of the focus right now is just trying to survive and get ready for the addition that could come at any time, which is exciting and more nerve wracking. It's just like gosh dang man, what do we do?
Speaker 1:Baby, a brand new baby, yeah yeah, that's crazy, send me pictures.
Speaker 2:So I was trying to explain to her. I was like, okay, see, so how you feel of exhausted and bloated and just tight, everything's just, you know, uncomfortable when the baby's out, even though she's keeping you up. At least you don't have that problem that's what I think too, I I don't know we lost that perspective last time and I'm like at least you can sleep on your side and your stomach and your back now because your body is yours again yeah, that's, yeah, that's kind of like sure you have to get up and feed and that that's a whole nother thing you have to deal with but I don't know.
Speaker 2:It's like one thing for the other, right so yeah, yeah, but then I can actually start helping, because right now I'm like what you can do anything.
Speaker 1:Rub your back for you Rub your feet. She's drinking water.
Speaker 2:A lot of water. I keep filling her dang water jug up with her big old. Stanley mug. So she's going through like three of those a day.
Speaker 4:That's cute, but yeah, that's about all.
Speaker 2:That's all I got to report on this side over here, not much besides just trying to.
Speaker 1:The room's ready and we can do is done, so it's just kind of wait and see. Yeah, you guys should post photos. I want to see um of her oh the well, yeah, but also the room and stuff oh well it's.
Speaker 2:I mean stuff's in there, it's not like put away, but they she won't use the room, but we just need to change the changing table setup. Let's put it that way oh, like, we got the diapers, we got the wipes, we had a really oh, we did have. Uh the neighbor, no, not a baby shower, christina. The neighbor put on like um what do they? Call those like a diaper party or something, a diaper raffle or something like that.
Speaker 2:So so a bunch of women from the co-op pitched in and got we got a room full of diapers up there. So that was, that was a blessing. So, because that's what I was like we got enough room full of diapers up there, so that was a blessing. I was like we got enough clothes. We don't need any of that, because you do a shower, you get all this other stuff. And the diapers were just like. We got boxes. So we're like that's a great start, because that's pretty much all we really need.
Speaker 1:Right, kids don't need clothes.
Speaker 2:It was 100 degrees on the back deck today, so diaper might be be only thing she's wearing, because it's gonna be hot. It's too hot for clothes. Yeah, it's like, give me one too, I'll take one. Read the nipple. So, yeah, that's it over here. And uh, I still haven't told my boss what I'm having.
Speaker 2:I haven't told my boss we're pregnant, so that'll be fun oh, you must really like them well, I don't know who it's gonna be, because july 1st it's all changing, so I don't know who. Oh for us, what leadership I'm going to fall under to tell that? Oh, by the way, uh, any day now I'll be out for having a kid. So oh deuces in the middle of their transition. For, yeah, I'll talk to you off the air, but I think I might have figured out a sweet deal. So oh sick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it doesn't need to be divulged on the live. And uh, yeah, you know, don't spill the beans. Yeah, yeah, well, we'll see what happens. Um, yeah, okay, well, let's get into the show, devin, you have? Um, I think I'll let you go first you have an intro.
Speaker 1:You have an intro, okay what are you laughing at? You're gonna hate it it's not mine.
Speaker 1:It's not mine, it's you, it's all yours take away I have a secret to tell you I'm a mommy. Okay, so love island came out this past two weeks. Okay, oh, it's diabolical. This lady on there is just horrible, horrible person and she's telling everyone how she's a mommy. I'm a mommy and this guy, nick, is like a mommy. Mamacita, what of a dog. Oh, oh, it's hilarious. I just had it. I needed a remix, some dookie ass intro for that.
Speaker 2:So you're welcome everybody yeah, that was a little modulated. I couldn't hear all that well over here, so yeah that kind of sounds low.
Speaker 1:Is it bad? It's a shame. Yeah, whatever, it's fine, I'll make it better next time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could cut that out and put your real intro in there.
Speaker 1:It was the last minute throw in there. Well, if you cut that out, all of this gossip is not gonna make sense okay, I'm not gonna cut it out, I'm proud of it I can send it to you so you can make it better or throw it in there. Okay, so my first clip is about annoying husbands.
Speaker 2:So this is for you Perfect.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is great If your husband isn't the most annoying person you've ever met in your life. Are they really your husband? Think about it. If he doesn't drive you crazy, sometimes can you even call it marriage. A real oh. That's part of the package. Those quirks, those moments of pure frustration. They're a sign he's comfortable with you, he's not putting on a show, he's being his true self and in the middle of all the annoying habits there's love. He might annoy you, but he's also the one who makes you laugh, who holds you when you cry, who's there through thick and thin. So next time he's driving you up the wall, remember it's a sign of a real, raw, honest relationship. You wouldn't trade those annoying moments for anything, because they're part of the crazy, beautiful journey you're on together. Embrace the annoyances. They're proof you found your person. If you have a crazy husband like this, tag it in the comments. God bless, hmm.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's so romantic.
Speaker 2:Okay, I need. I need the the clarification on taking out the garbage though, because, like my wife, takes the garbage out of the house when she's doing the schlupping around here cleaning up the house or whatever yeah but then she takes it and just throws it on the back patio and then if she doesn't tell me it's back there, then the coons get into it, if there's something in there and it's all over the deck.
Speaker 2:It's happened twice and I said I didn't know it was out there. How am I supposed to? If you're going to take the trash out, you walk it down the stairs, throw in the trash can and then I take the trash can to the dump yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1:So we're that's a Sarah thing, not you so, but it says take the trash out. So I need to know that was just an example of like a duty you do, like you like. I think that's more of like I asked you to do something, you didn't do it type of thing. Not like a literally the trash, because I also we both take like whoever finds it full takes it out yeah, not like yeah that's not the man's duty yeah.
Speaker 1:I just think that was like a specific, that was too specific by the default, she's the one that's here more so. Therefore it's full under her watch, more than me, because I probably chances are she'll see it yeah, yeah, but no, you overthought that a little bit, I know, but it's an irksome thing to me. Well, because I have.
Speaker 2:I said I'm not cleaning that up. You're gonna clean the deck up now because there's trash all over the deck. This is before she was pregnant, so I did not make a pregnant lady clean it.
Speaker 1:This is all I have. Yeah, no, oh gosh, no.
Speaker 2:She can't even bend over and touch her toes On your knees, get up, no no, this is prior to that whole incident coming on, so okay.
Speaker 1:That's hilarious anyways, yep. Brandon knows the shit out of me, but I love him. That's what you're here for. That's what I'm here for. Yeah, but I also saw somewhere like when a man is truly in love, he'll act like a child, and then, when a woman is truly in love, she'll act like a mother, like caring, loving, sweet, like take care of her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can see that. That makes sense, that's pretty on point. So man children that's why like it's always, like you're trying to date your mom, or something, is what they say, because I know what is that? Well, because, because you take over the motherly role, right, because you're the one that's the carer, the giver, the provider kind of stuff and, in a certain sense, of providing.
Speaker 1:So my dad, brandon's, nothing like my dad I don't, I don't think, yeah, I don't think it works in the other way.
Speaker 2:I think I don't know.
Speaker 1:I mean it can oh, is it only just for that only?
Speaker 2:yeah, like men to women. I think kind of, because you know if, well, it depends on your relationship with your mother, right, but if your mom was caring and kind and it was a provider for you, making you food and doing that, it's usually the moms that do that most of the time yeah more than that. It's just a mom thing. Moms have like a superpower when it comes to that, because if, as soon as Briella gets hurt, guess who she's going to? To mom, not to me yeah, mostly for everything.
Speaker 2:Anything a kid needs or wants yeah, but if she wants to get a little rough and tough, then she comes oh, that's dad dad. Yeah, so there's. I mean, that's why it's so important for them to have the double role, Because they have needs. They don't understand what the needs are, but it's just a feeling they get and they got to scratch it oh.
Speaker 1:I made a really good observation last weekend Because Irie was with her mom and she was texting Brandon about how they went to K1 racing. And Brandon was like did she tell you that they're at K1? I was like, no, she didn't tell me that. And he was like, oh Well, why did she tell me, not you? I was like I don't know. And she was texting me about some stranger things. She was texting both of us about different things and then I was like why isn't she telling me about K1? That's cool.
Speaker 1:So I got all butthurt about it and I sat there and I was like, oh, irie, like she finishes like whatever. Your last conversation with her was like she finishes that with you. So the last time I saw her or the last thing we were texting about was Stranger Things, yeah, and so when she left she was texting me about Stranger Things. And then the last time her and Brandon talked, they were talking about K1 racing and like what they were going to do in Bend or whatever. So I told him I was like she's probably telling you that because you guys just talked about that. So when she was like who do I tell I went to my dad because we're just talking about that. And then the same thing for, like, father's Day. She wrote in her card like thanks for getting me donuts and thanks for getting me Alani. He's like why is she thanking me for donuts and Alani? I was like because he literally just took her to that it's the last thing that's in her brain that you guys did together. He's like oh, mom.
Speaker 2:Especially since she's having to departmentalize three relationships.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're all so different. It's like one thing she thinks of is going to relate to her mom, one's going to be me and then one's going to be her dad, so whatever in that moment, yeah, she thinks of she'll go to that parent that it relates to the most yeah, that's tough, that's impressive.
Speaker 2:That's that's waters that a kid has to navigate that normally wouldn't have to. So it's.
Speaker 1:She's kind of trying to figure it out, yeah, well like just you just said that, though, but you were like she'll really go to you to like be rough and play, but then she'll go to mom for like other needs. Like it's definitely like our situation is a little more extra than that, but there are, like it is the same idea though, yeah in a sense, yeah, makes sense does.
Speaker 2:I know that I'm very important in her life, so it feels good yeah, the fact that she's asking you for anything, saying something, because she could just circumvent you and go straight to her mother and then straight to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I told Brandon.
Speaker 2:Usually where the step-parent falls is kind of in some weird extra area Unimportant. Well, it's just like they don't know where you belong. You know what I mean. Can I say anything? I'm not really your parent, but I am your parent, oh yeah, so usually not super involved. Yeah, that's a hard situation.
Speaker 1:It'd be weird. But yeah, I told Brandon because we just got her a cell phone, like an actual phone. Oh, and it was just time, or actually no, T-Mobile suckered us. We were like get a free line. And we're like, oh, a free line Might as well get it because she's gonna need it eventually. Nothing's free. I know it wasn't free, it was four dollars and it cost us another line. So we have a sim card of a free line.
Speaker 1:So whatever somewhat free, semi-free but uh, she like texts me a lot, like all the time she'll send me like videos and stuff. And I told brian and I was like a couple years ago when I like thought of the future, I never thought we would be texting like when she would get a phone in the future yeah like I didn't think I'd be important enough for her to like, or even like she would care to talk to me all the time, like text me or whatever.
Speaker 1:So I think it's pretty cool that now that we're in the moment, she has a quite often.
Speaker 2:You're included, you're part of the group.
Speaker 1:I meant her thoughts. Yeah, she wants to talk to Debbie Fish All right. Okay, so I got one more.
Speaker 2:Oh, three pack, All right.
Speaker 1:Two pack, just two pack.
Speaker 2:Oh, lindsay's loving us, she's loving you, she loves to hear you talk about your motherly stuff.
Speaker 1:I'm like I get all choked up over here, Deep breaths.
Speaker 2:Take a breath.
Speaker 1:Okay, so this is another thought-provoking clip about life.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I'm all sentimental this week. Yeah, you've got the feelers on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I had nothing else. I was desperate. Just kidding, this is my folder of stuff. I've been saving that I have yet to use, and so I was like look, this is time to vote these out.
Speaker 7:Oh, look, this is time to vote these out. Okay, right on. The ironic thing about life is that you are a different person to everyone you meet. To some you're quiet, to others you never stopped talking. Some remember you for your kindness, Others for the time you walked away. You are a villain in someone's story, a hero in another's, and to most, hmm, never hear your own laughter the way someone else does. You will never see the way your absence lingers in a room you used to fill to yourself. You are just you, but in reality you're a thousand different stories, none of which you will ever get to read oh deep yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. Well, that that also brings in the question one's legacy, right Like what are you leaving behind? That's worth.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Or not worth something, but something that someone will remember, right? So yeah, Especially since I don't know, we kind of work a meaningless job. It's not meaningless, it's important. We do things that people need us to do.
Speaker 1:But right, we're not.
Speaker 2:We're not gonna remember us, though, yeah we're not really changing the world by what we're doing, which is kind of bothers me. At times I'm like this isn't, this is not important. You know, this is just a way to collect the check.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately, yeah, anyone can do it, monkey can do it but I do feel that way about what we're doing here with this show and then my other show. I do I feel like that's putting something out there, that that means something to me at least it's. It's capturing my story, someone else's story and what, what they're about or whatever. So I find that very. I've kind of been listening back. It's funny you play that Cause I've been listening back to some of the old episodes. I had conversations with people that I don't really talk to that much anymore but I still care about them. It's just the life kind of changing and everything and it was like, oh man, it just. It makes me. I'm laughing along, like I'm just kind of. It just takes you right back to it and it's just yeah. So maybe I did it for myself. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know if anyone else is listening anyone that has listened to either one of these. It's just kind of a way to make our voices last longer than maybe we will.
Speaker 1:Hopefully Make someone's life or inspire something out of somebody, make someone's evening.
Speaker 2:If you're watching us and not watching TV, that's a big V for V, right there, that's value for value. Yeah, I'm just doom scrolling. You're watching us and not watching TV.
Speaker 1:that's a big V for V right there. That's value for value. Yeah, If you're on Zoom scrolling, you're watching us.
Speaker 2:Thanks Cheryl's in here. I appreciate that she's up in. Where is it? Kaiser Oregon? Yeah, salem, checking in.
Speaker 1:Ooh, in and out Delicious, you go right to food.
Speaker 5:Are you hungry?
Speaker 2:Someone needs to get this woman's food.
Speaker 1:Dinner time.
Speaker 2:Well, my clips are not going to be so uplifting, Devin, so I hope you're ready to get back to reality. I don't have organ crap in there, oh, sit back and enjoy the new intro. I made a new one too but this one might be a little hard for you, so cover your ears.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah, right there oh, it's so good.
Speaker 2:New band good, that's a good band I've been listening to lately, so I've just been feeling a little more rocky than usual, which is kind of weird, so I don't know what that's about. Rocky, rocky road mmm, mmm yeah, that's bad news, all right, well, oh, oh, gosh this. I apologize up front for this clip. It's a little vulgar for my taste, but oh I'm ready this woman had a nose ring and talks like you, so I figured this one might uh, hell, this could have been you, for all I know.
Speaker 1:I don't know oh my god, you're hilarious. I do have a nose ring.
Speaker 2:But yeah, so just bear with it. But she hit some really good points in this short clip that I think that you'll definitely be all about. So hang in there. All about, sorry, about the couple F-bombs and things coming up. Sorry, mom. Hide your kids, hide your wife, here they come.
Speaker 6:So in Oregon, the Democrats just had a vote 31 to 24, that, moving forward, the governor gets to pick the senators as they leave office. Yet the Democrats are screaming fascism at us. Is this a fucking joke at us? Is this a fucking joke? Washington, California and Oregon are completely out of fucking control. This is mind-blowing. I need out of this fucking state Like I. They're doing this on purpose because they know we're gonna vote them the fuck out of office, and the only way democrats can keep and maintain their fucking control is by cheating. They think they're fucking kings and they're throwing a fucking protest this weekend claiming that trump thinks he's a fucking king, when they just took our right to vote away from us.
Speaker 2:that's some motherfucking bullshit I told you she, that woman was fired up and I told her that was pretty tame considering. But oh man, I was just listening. I'm like, oh'm like, oh, should I play this? But I get it because I felt like and for you that's pretty vulgar.
Speaker 2:yeah, I felt like that when I lived there. That was me, that's how I felt. I was like I felt like I was trapped in this circle of idiocracy. I'm like what are we? Who is running this? What are that's it? Cause my vote just might as well light on fire, cause it doesn't count, cause it never felt like it counted the last time I voted. Well, after I left, christine Drazen got close to winning and everyone's like oh, she was so close. So I was like by what 20,000 votes she missed. I wonder how that happened.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Yep, so ironic how they always do that. They're like you are doing this, but we're doing it too, but you're the one that's a bastard doing it, pointing fingers. Yeah, right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:So that's for real happened. It's done.
Speaker 2:It is happening, I think, I don't know, it sounds like it's a for sure thing that's already done. Well, they're leaving Congress and she's just placing people in instead of you voting them in like you're supposed to do, which I mean that happened under under the COVID thing, where they just had all these powers, emergency powers, and they were doing things without consulting the people. Fucking COVID. But that was that, wasn't just Oregon, that was nationwide.
Speaker 2:Everybody had problems with that at first, but then kind of leveled out in some places, didn't really ever want to go back to whatever normal was. And then some were like oh yeah, nothing happened, continue on with your life. So Carry on, yeah, carry on, carry on, sus. Oh.
Speaker 1:Oregon.
Speaker 2:All right, well, let's go into, since you're a business owner, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Self-employed running a business.
Speaker 2:This was an awesome clip. I mean just trying to talk about how I mean anybody can do whatever a business is, but what makes you different than the other business? If you you know there's tons of people that can deliver gravel, what's going to separate you from having the other company right?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:So listen to this and see if this spurs any ideas, sparks anything in your head here. So listen the pet food company. I'm sure some of you already know what I'm about to tell you, but if you have a dog going to Chewy, sign up. The beginning of every month dog food arrives like clockwork at your house. You never have to think about it again. Thing with dogs they die right and they're a big, big part of your life. And it's devastating when you lose them and the first thing you think to do is not to go cancel your automatic dog food delivery. So a couple weeks later, dog food comes after you just lost your dog. It's devastating. You call them, you go to cancel it. This is what they do every single time. Because they've identified that as a recurring moment, they credit back the last bag of food. They can't take it back for health code issues, so they say give it away to anyone that needs it. And then two days later you get flowers from Chewy saying sorry for your loss. That maybe cost $25. When you have a dog, you're very likely going to get another dog. You're never going to buy dog food from anyone else, ever again.
Speaker 4:It's a recurring moment. They exist everywhere. If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a baby and they brought you crayons and a placemat. That's an example of this. It's just a real basic, lazy one. Figure out the recurring moments. Every business, every department, within every business, there are recurring moments, things that just present themselves over and over and over again. And if you, with your team, sit down one day and you're like, let's figure out what all those are, like you think about, in a restaurant, someone gets engaged On an airplane, someone has a crying baby, whatever there's like a million of them at every business if you can identify those in advance and then, in advance, with your team, get creative and decide how you want to react every time that thing happens, you can start creating magic all the time magic, just making magic, right, cute reoccurring event.
Speaker 2:So I was thinking, I was trying to think at my job what? What's reoccurring? Because nothing's really constant. Usually it's like well, you ordered something, so I'm bringing it to you, but you don't you don't always order something, so I don't come here every day. So I mean some places I almost go every day, it feels like. But ultimately it's like, what can you do? And that's kind of what fedex started off with was selling customer service like anybody can order something, someone's going to bring it to them.
Speaker 2:But what makes you different than them is the fact that you go above and beyond with the customer service of like, maybe a little small talk, how was the day, you know? Or or how was that game, or just a little something extra that makes you not such just like a kind of what deliveries are turned into, it's like half of them don't speak English, no, and not even Mexican. That's not what I meant. No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 1:I just thought it was funny.
Speaker 2:Really Like Hindu, haitian, all sorts of weird languages. I'm like what is all this? And they come up on their, they're talking on their phone as they're delivering. They're like hey, is this go to yo?
Speaker 5:I'm like I've seen it.
Speaker 2:I've seen it firsthand, it was Amazon delivering to a place. I was already at. I kind of stepped aside and it was just the watch. I was like sometimes I forget I'm in a FedEx outfit. I'm just sitting over there like. Ooh brother, ooh yeah, I'm like this is what they want to do to the industry. Huh, I was like, well, maybe I should?
Speaker 1:They don't care. They make so much money, they don't give a fuck, that's what it is.
Speaker 2:I was like they don't care If you call to complain. They're like did you get your package? And then you'll be like, yeah, I'm like, but if somebody does something like that where it's extra, I feel like I got a little more value out of it, even though it might be a little more expensive. I'm going to go that route because I'm like it feels like they care. At least that's saying something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, more personable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean I like that. I mean it's going to cost down. I go get barbecue anywhere here. I go to that one because I feel like they care that I come in, you know like oh hey, good to see you. How's it going Like?
Speaker 5:oh I'm a regular here, All right great.
Speaker 2:I'm coming here every time, yeah so those little things are just like. That's a reoccurring moment. I'm coming in the door again.
Speaker 1:Here he comes again.
Speaker 2:So I don't know. I guess it's little things like that, but that's what drives me nuts.
Speaker 1:Oh, it is.
Speaker 2:Businesses that don't care. And you can feel that they don't care. It was like like just another customer or another number or another employee, like a business.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, then nevermind Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I've been doing that a lot more.
Speaker 1:I mean my money or my time still haven't had any Bud Light. I didn't even drink it before.
Speaker 2:I only did out of like necessity, but there's other options, so they really fucked it up there oh yeah what's his name Malvaney oh no, but I was gonna say what's his name?
Speaker 1:the tattoo guy. Travis Barker no, the oops my eyelashes. Kid Rock, oh my god, no, the rapper guy. Chris Brown no, he's white oh, I don't know he does a song with Morgan Wallen oh, that's out of my realm girls.
Speaker 2:You got that.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, I'm having a blank. Lindsay, are you in the chat? What's the song? What's that guy's name?
Speaker 2:Is that who was dating Megan Fox? Ew Jelly Roll.
Speaker 1:No, not Jelly Roll he did. Oh my God, it's not even important, but now I'm bothered. Come on, I can see it.
Speaker 2:I thought he can't be number one morgan wallen fan, not he was on stage.
Speaker 1:No, I know well, he did a song with morgan wallen but he did uh, oh my god. But he's like all he always has a freaking bud light can, like he's trying to save jesus christ posty he always has a damn bud light. Can like that man is that is like getting paid to save that company he might be the one that could help do it.
Speaker 1:He's trying reaching, reaching the average white joes where they're at white joes I heard the whole kid rock shooting the cans. Really like setting it over the edge oh, yeah, that was. What podcast was that? They're talking about that on the project.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, hey, guess what? This is? A tie back clip right here. This is going right back to what you mentioned this earlier. So let's see, see, if you can recall what you said. You might not be able to, but this is going to hurt your heart a little bit then southern california's most popular burger chains is moving its company headquarters out of the golden state.
Speaker 5:In-N-Out Burger has announced plans to move to Tennessee. The company's decision to leave its Irvine California location by 2029, after 30 years, is raising questions about high taxes and strict regulations, as well as the business environment in California. But it will be opening a new headquarters in Franklin, Tennessee, by 2026. Senate Republicans in California called the move sad but not surprising. They claim that California is not promoting entrepreneurship and bad policies are hurting the state. Other big name companies such as Tesla, SpaceX and Whole Foods have also moved their headquarters out of California in recent years to states where taxes are lower. The Tax Foundation ranks California 49th on its business tax climate list, behind only New Jersey. In addition, according to Newsweek, California has nearly 400,000 regulatory restrictions, making it one of the most regulated states in the country.
Speaker 1:Oh crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, there you go so cut Steve.
Speaker 1:Good for them. Bye, that lady's banking it. Yeah, she's raking it in.
Speaker 2:So we got, let's see. We got In-N-Out leaving Cali. We got Dutch Bros moving to Arizona.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I heard about that, yeah bye, coming out of Oregon.
Speaker 2:So I mean, there there is tons of other businesses that were not to that level of notoriety as Dutch Bros and In-N-Out. But oh man, it's bad, you guys are not going to have anything to do. Oh, you already don't have anything to do, but you have nothing to eat here pretty soon too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't have anything to eat now. Food here sucks. It's garbage. It has been garbage since I moved here.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's not true.
Speaker 1:There's some good stuff Actually. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I used to like Papa's. They changed. They're not good anymore.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:I don't do pizza, it's all carbs.
Speaker 2:Hawaiian time was good. I liked Hawaiian time.
Speaker 1:They have that in California. Now you do, I'm pretty sure A Hawaiian place that's like everywhere it.
Speaker 2:There's no Polynesian food here at all. Sushi maybe, but you're landlocked, You're not by the ocean.
Speaker 1:I wish I went on a date tonight. Sushi.
Speaker 2:If I want good sushi, I go to Publix, which is basically Market of Choice here, to go get it.
Speaker 1:Oh, Publix, I've heard of that. It's a store right.
Speaker 2:Well, it's the same. It feels exactly the same as Market of Choice does there. Same setup, yeah, yeah, your fancy stuff. Your fancy stuff the dudes in the back making sushi in the back corner back there. So that's where you go.
Speaker 1:And Sushi Wednesdays Sushi.
Speaker 2:Sushi Wednesday Sushi. I like the Sushi Wednesday man. So yeah, that's it. That's all I got. So I just thought that was um, keep your eyes on things you like disappearing, because that's probably cause they're going to other States.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bye. Ooh, it was cool, dude. Now that you say that our gym, like that whole plaza, is going away, like the three spaces next to it are all gone.
Speaker 4:Whoa.
Speaker 1:Like. So I don't feel like saying what it is cause I don't trust the internet, but anyways, yeah, the three next door, next spaces, next door, whatever are empty and I was like, ooh, I should put a juice bar next to it.
Speaker 2:Wouldn't that be sick.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I would die. That would be so cool. I'll put like a little smoothie bar right there and for the gym that'd be popping. You know what it would?
Speaker 2:be, didn't they?
Speaker 1:do that over by Bar 3? Where's that? That's over in the Oakway Mall.
Speaker 2:That area is so expensive, I know, but they put that really bougie juice bar. I tried it when I was there. It was there when I was there.
Speaker 1:So four or five years ago.
Speaker 2:Well, I do more like smoothies probably it was underneath the Hyatt Hotel. It's kind of like.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh Nectar.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hotel. It's kind of like oh yeah, oh, nectar yeah nectar.
Speaker 1:That was garbage. Well, I mean, it was expensive as heck. I know it's expensive because it's garbage. It's like an organic, it's crazy I used to work there oh, I'm in the know, brother. Well, I used to own juice and I know, I know. Those were the days crazy.
Speaker 2:It's crazy now you're crazy how much has changed Dump truck. Who would have guessed?
Speaker 1:I know Brandon was like you were made to drive truck and I was like I don't know about that, but probably I was made to juice things. Come here I don't even know what I was made to do. I love it all, okay. You're cut off.
Speaker 2:I was wondering if you were going to get that. I might have slid that one right past you, but you caught it, good job.
Speaker 1:Close, close. You almost got me. Oh man, I'm going to get distracted over here.
Speaker 2:She's in the juice land Juice, oh, all right, let's get to the end of this sucker man. We're getting out of control.
Speaker 5:It's about damn time we're doing it. It's about damn time.
Speaker 2:You're wild.
Speaker 1:I'm trying not to laugh because I'm Okay.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh.
Speaker 1:Okay, so this episode comes out today, june 20th, and in 1782, congress adopts the Great Seal of the United States.
Speaker 2:Okay. For my history nerds the current seal we have today right.
Speaker 1:That's a great question.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure I don't think it's changed.
Speaker 1:Did we get another one?
Speaker 2:No, I don't think it's changed. When was it?
Speaker 1:In 1782.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1:Have we had more than one?
Speaker 2:I don't think so Isn't that like the eagle holding the flags right yeah.
Speaker 1:I believe so yeah.
Speaker 2:I think it's still the same. I might have cleaned it up a little bit, made it a little more poppy, but it's still the same concept.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, A little upgrade.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a little AI feature.
Speaker 1:Dude, probably it's like moving yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, well, that's good. Hey, oh, I have a little fun fact today is the summer solstice. The longest day of the year was today. No, starting tomorrow, we're losing time, thank goodness, oh, it just started. Yes.
Speaker 1:No, how dare you?
Speaker 2:Freaking nine o'clock and it's still daylight. I love it. Oh my God, I love it. My basement can't hide all the lights that shines out there.
Speaker 1:I love it Okay, anyways.
Speaker 2:So, technically, after today, we're one step closer to getting the fall baby. We're talking football. We're talking barbecue oh, football's cool. We're talking leaves changing.
Speaker 1:Barbecues, you can barbecue now.
Speaker 2:Christmas on the air, yeah, but it's not fun Barbecue when it's 100 degrees outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is when it's 100 degrees outside.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1:You put the sprinklers on and you hose yourself down dudes, Dudes.
Speaker 2:I don't like being moist and barbecuing. Moist that's a show title for you. That'd be moist and barbecuing.
Speaker 1:Carlo's in the chat.
Speaker 2:Whoa, that's because we're on Facebook, told you, told you it was better.
Speaker 1:Damn, I had to move it over here. Stranger danger.
Speaker 2:He's like I don't check Instagram, but I like my Facebook.
Speaker 1:Alright, I guess we're sold. Okay, I don't have any birthdays because no one likes to do it in August, I guess.
Speaker 2:What? No birthdays, no birthdays, nope. Oh man, I got Jake at church. His birthday's coming up here in two weeks. And then I have Lindsay Peterson His birthday is in two weeks so nice, nothing, I guess, in this month. So cause this is a every two weeks? So boring I know. Yeah, I tried, but yeah, you're right, birthday list is very small for this time.
Speaker 1:June is a terrible month. It's a terrible month.
Speaker 2:August is a dry month. It's a terrible month. It's just like the heat really kicks up. Everything dries out. Lights on fire if you live in Oregon.
Speaker 1:Don't say that you already had like five fires going there. No, we don't that. Jc one was a burn. I thought no.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I thought Just triggering.
Speaker 1:Stinky.
Speaker 2:Smoke in the air.
Speaker 1:Just don't Nothing in September, please, oh yeah, Manifest that you guys.
Speaker 2:Well, it looks foggy at your wedding. No, no, it's just. Everything is burning, no biggie.
Speaker 1:The world is on fire, yeah.
Speaker 2:No, no, just you, not the world, don't you worry.
Speaker 1:That means I have to pay my bills Actually the rate we're going, we might all be burning.
Speaker 2:So we'll find out, Not I mean, you know, like the rapture happening. That's just time to go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Ari tells me about that all the time.
Speaker 2:Does she that's awesome? Yeah, kind of yeah, I was like ah, Happy birthday. Happy birthday to all those fine folks. Two people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, happy birthday and I guess, if we don't do, 4th of July, happy 4th of July.
Speaker 2:Oh man, yeah, dang it. We're going to miss that, huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably should do it afterwards because I'm going to Idaho.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, I might be out of commission for a while. When I give birth to the child Praise Jesus, good luck with that.
Speaker 1:Kyle, yeah, I will go smoothly for you. Yeah. Kyle, yeah, I will go smoothly for you, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Jeez, I'm going to get my wife's going to kill me. I can't believe it.
Speaker 7:You're making jokes about that. I love you, honey. You're the best.
Speaker 2:You're doing things I could, never or ever would do.
Speaker 1:Yes, no, he could never Men could never.
Speaker 2:Men could never. It's true, it's true, all right. Well, a good show, dev. That was fun. Let's get out of here and get to the 4th of July. We can everyone have fun. Don't blow any digits off.
Speaker 1:Don't keep your fingers.
Speaker 2:Hey, actually you guys can't even have fireworks anymore, so more so I wouldn't worry about it yeah, because everyone listens to the rules around here. I mean no one sells them.
Speaker 1:I don't think you're even allowed to sell them there because no one breaks the law and smuggles them in from somewhere. Okay, well, I'm talking not saying we do that because we're not doing that.
Speaker 2:Someone tried to do that. Head to washington. Yeah, go to the indian res, go pick up some whistling bungholes nah, it's not worth our time.
Speaker 1:When I met brandon, he had a whole pack of them, and they sat in our garage for years.
Speaker 2:Of course, you never know. When you need to blow something up, blow it up, just a toilet.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, that's enough. Have a good one everybody. We'll be back to be announced. There's a lot that's going to happen.
Speaker 6:TBD.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, get out of here Dev.
Speaker 1:Peace out Piggins.
Speaker 5:Hey Devin, I love it on Facebook I want to get going, because I keep you here too long, because you know all I'm about to have. I've said and you know what I've done, and you know what we're doing and you know what I know what you're doing mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick you're killing me smalls.